I really want this blog to be about game development but so far it seems it’s all about my life shat. I guess we all have our pitfalls, mine tend to start when I open my eyes. Today I thought a lovely fresh winter smooth cool air-flow would be nice, air the room, keep the window closed’ish but let that freshness in.
What a fucking dick move that was! Within seconds I have this gnarly (not in a cool skate way) bug in my room. I’ve literally woken up the idiot shitzu that realises my arrival to reality, and so does this abdomen pointy arsed bastard. Wobbling to the toilet I now have 2 followers neither of which I want.
I need a newspaper to smash the shit out of this wasp and unfortunately my general news feed via RSS is not doing it. Am I now turning into Vic Melly. I guess so. I used to despise that aspect of me, now I’m embracing it Mr. Meldrew sir you are right. So right.
I haven’t got any wasp killer so my secondary option is anything with a nozzle, firstly let me tell you Glade may disguise anal particles but these bugs suck it up like nourishment. This tiny flying wizard now smells nice but is fucking insane. I am still wobbling given the early morning movement so haphazardly the next thing I grab is WD40. It actually worked. The critter is no more.
Now I can deal with my cross legged kungfu shitzu. One task at a time seriously!!!!
The dog pissed in the hall because I fell on the floor after slipping on excess WD40 which caused me to be at one point horizontal and about a foot in the air.
I really should have clicked ‘snooze’.
Game development soon. Maybe lol!?